For most people, the umbilicus [belly button] is the site of attachment to their mother in utero. After birth, it has no function but is often embellished with jewelry or tattoo.
For me, it is where the capricious Loki-like transplant trickster spirit attaches the valve and hose each night to pump me up. The goal is to "twin" the Michelin man, I think.
I DO take a lot of pills, and most of them list weight gain as a side effect. I never expected that it mean IMMEDIATE weight gain. If I take my morning meds with a cup of black coffee and then get on the scale - I have gained three pounds. That's not transitory weight, just temporary. Oh, no. No yo-yo-ing here. That's PERMANENT weight gain. Oh, yeah!
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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